Ever needed the perfect insult? You know the one there is no comeback for? The one that is so disgusting and ridiculous at the same time that it freezes people mid sentence? Look no further I have your answer.
WebInsult generator fits all of the above perfectly. I think though it is really supposed to be a laugh, so head on over and insult yourself.
During my brief visit I had such niceties as these to contend with:
“You filthy descendant of abusive llama spit”
“You dusky mouthful of vile baboon puke”
“You superficial barrel of monotonous shark snot”
“You evil-smelling drum of radioactive lizard bums”
And they were the nice ones! I was very selective. Fun site with 1,697,393,663 combinations for you to mess with your mates heads. Have fun and remember to play nice and say sorry when you are done.
I love the Disclaimer on the site and the same goes here in case you are wondering:
“Disclaimer: By using the WebInsult service you agree to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend Coruscant Ltd. and its employees and officers from and against any claims or lawsuits, including legal costs, that arise or result from the use or distribution of these insults.
You should be aware of the laws of slander and libel before you send insults to or about people who may be lacking a sense of humour.”